Let’s Help Life at Deloitte Answer One Very Important Question

Is it just me or is this account getting worse by the day? You'd think I'd rejoice in its sticky sweet HR-approved drivel the more drivel-y it gets but I'm actually starting to feel bad for these people.

Anyway, Life at Deloitte took a risk last week and asked one hard-hitting question:

I can think of one way to keep work/life balance, and it doesn't involve life at Deloitte. Or, as a certain GC regular said, "not work in public accounting."

So, how do you keep your work/life balance, whatever the fuck that is?

And can someone please tell me what a "Power Lunch" is? I get the feeling it involves a Snickers bar and a big ole pile of work.