A disappointed new Deloitte hire must have gotten wind that the firm offers signing bonuses if it’s desperate for warm bodies, but this person wasn’t presented with one when they accepted their job offer. So they went on r/Deloitte to ask for advice.
And the responses this person got back are about what you’d expect for this question.
If you’re this Green Dotter and you see this, and if you went against their advice and ended up asking someone in your office for a signing bonus, let us know how that all turned out.